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House Rules
- Please check your firearms at the door.
- Do not place anything on the playing table except your cards, card
protector, your chips, and your drink.
- Be kind to the dealer and to other players.
- Check-raising is acceptable and ... encouraged!
- I don’t play poker in your yard; please don’t piss on mine.
- Restroom is located in inside the house down the hall to the left;
please try to be quite as daughter is sleeping in next room.
- No spitting. No farting from upwind.
- The cards speak for themselves.
- Chip buys are only permitted from the bank.
- House is always the bank.
- Hats and sunglasses are allowed.
- Verbally announce your betting action. No string-raises please.
- A player can only bet the chips they have
in front of them.
- No Rabbit Hunting – (You shouldn’t have been chasing that inside
straight anyhow!)
- Keep your cards and chips on the table and in plain view.
- Don’t touch another player’s chips or
cards.
- Do not bend or mark the cards.
- Do not splash the pot.
- If you're not seated when it's time to bet, your cards will be mucked.
- Only the English language may be spoken at the table.
- Drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes, wacky tobaky,
& cigars is permitted in garage only. No other substances will be allowed
at any time!
- You will be asked (forced!) to deal. Please learn how to deal!
- No Spectators! With 20 people seated, there is just not enough room
in the garage for non-playing guest.
- No player may leave early and “Cash Out”, you must play out your
chips.
- The house may remove or refuse a player
from participating in the game.
- No cheating! Remember, a Smith & Wesson beats five aces!
Remember, the purpose of this game is
for all involved to have a good time and look forward to getting together the
next week. Everything you read here is open for discussion, and modifications
may be made at the discretion of the house at any time.
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